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Foolish Special

[ October 04, 2000 ]

Top 5 Signs We're Headed for a Recession

Is there a recession coming? Telecoms companies are up to their eyeballs in debt, the housing market has recently peaked, and banks are lending money to all-comers. Here are the top five signs we're headed for a recession...

Yuppy Notting Hill millionaires now light cigars with £20 bills instead of £50s.

Lastminute.com renames itself as Lastchance.com.

Unemployment line confused with Phantom Of The Opera ticket queue.

You can't get your Porsche serviced.

And the number one sign we're headed for a recession...

Tony Blair receives a delivery of 10 cases of baked beans.

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