So what if markets are about to crash, I'm not selling.
Maybe I read too many newspapers, but I seem to have imbibed a lot of bad news with the business pages this weekend.
The only prediction that I didn't see is "The end of the world is nigh!", but apart from that, everything else is up for grabs.
Just take a look at some of the dirty data I have been exposed to during otherwise pleasant Saturday and Sunday morning breakfasts.
Those of a nervous disposition should look away now…
The world is set to enter a deflationary spiral next year, apparently. Either that, or an inflationary spiral. Take your pick. Global car sales will collapse, as cash-for-clunkers schemes are scrapped. Germany faces a second banking crisis. Spain and Italy are on the brink of depression. China's exports are crumbling (it's even worse in Japan). M3 money is contracting. The dollar and pound are in freefall. And don't even talk about the Baltic states.
And all over the world, stimulus packages are coming to an end, state spending is being slashed, job losses are mounting, unemployment benefits are shrinking, and, and, and… need I go on?
We're all going to die! Maybe
Okay, I did read one commentator who blithely claimed this is the great depression that never was and we are headed for a V-shaped recovery, but he was drowned out by the massed ranks of credit crunch Cassandras.
Of course the only rational response to such a fearsome scenario is to translate your entire portfolio into gold or cash (but heaven forbid, not sterling), stock up on tinned food and leap into the bunker you dug in your backyard when the first queues formed outside Northern Rock branches.
Isn't it?
Timing isn't on your side
Long-time Fools regularly state that you can't time the markets, or correctly predict macroeconomic swings of fortune, and of course I concur. But I am also a self-confessed wobbler, and sometimes give into temptation (usually with disastrous results).
So I have been giving serious thought to which shares of funds I should sell, and where I should park my profits. Yet strangely enough, I haven't done anything. So what is stopping me?
- I've wobbled before! At the start of September, I sensed a reversal in the air, and busily set about protecting my portfolio with a defensive battery of stop-losses. And now I wish I hadn't. A slight dip triggered my traps and springs, and I ended selling up several top-quality stocks, which immediately rebounded. That's the grim Reality of Stop-Losses. Timing the market isn't for Fools.
- It's expensive! Execution-only share trading sites are quick and easy to operate, and cheap to boot. Motley Fool, to pick a totally random example, charges just £10 per trade. But selling your entire portfolio with the intention of buying it back in the near future has its costs, which include stamp duty. Especially for those, like me, who have smeared relatively small sums over a broad range of stocks and funds.
- What would I do with all the cash? I'm not spending it (it's my retirement fund), nor do I want to stick it into a dreary fixed-rate bond, and the returns on instant access are still pants. It would certainly be daft to sell my reliable dividend payers such as BP (LSE:BP), GlaxoSmithKline (LSE: GSK), Royal Dutch Shell (LSE: RDSB), Tesco (LSE: TSCO) and Vodafone (LSE: VOD). They are still trouncing cash, whatever happens to their share prices in the short term.
- And what if the doomsayers are wrong? You all know the old phrase that stock markets climb a wall of worry. Well this year they have climbed a mountain of misfortune, a rockface of ruin, a hillside of hopelessness, and at a dizzying clip. Few people predicted that. The people who are crying havoc today were also crying havoc back in March, and were pathetically wrong. I don't want to chuck my portfolio over the side, only to see markets steam out of sight.
- I think I've built a pretty decent portfolio of nicely-valued stocks, balanced by between big divi blue-chips and cash-rich little goers as featured in Maynard Paton's Champion Shares. And I'm hanging onto nearly all of them, because most are strong enough to survive any coming turbulence.
Hang on in there, baby
So there are five good reasons to defy the worriers and stay invested in the stock market, but I am not ignoring them altogether.
I am thinking twice about putting more money in the market right now, because I'll admit the worriers and wobblers have got to me, and I want to see how the next few months pan out before I commit myself further.
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Harvey owns shares in BP, GlaxoSmithKline, Royal Dutch Shell, Tesco and Vodafone.