The Fastest Way To Lose A Million

Published in Investing Strategy on 11 June 2009

Warren Buffett and Bill Gates have lost billions. Others have blown millions. But this the fastest way yet we've seen to lose a million dollars.

The plunging stock market of 2008 has brought many high fliers back to earth. Even the richest and most successful investor of all time, the incomparable Warren Buffett, lost a cool $25 billion in 2008. Still, with a fortune estimated at $37 billion, at least he can afford to lose $25 billion.

That is more than can be said about an Israeli woman only identified as Anat's mother. According to a report on bbc.co.uk, Anat had bought a new mattress for her mother as a surprise and threw away the old one. But when the older woman returned home she "almost fainted", as she had hidden her entire life savings of $1m inside the mattress.

A search of three landfill sites has so far turned up nothing. It appears the loaded mattress has been shipped to one of two larger landfill sites, along with another 3,000 tonnes of rubbish collected that day.

Jump On A Plane Now

Now before you jump on a plane and head to Israel, complete with gas mask, wellies and a few cans of deodorant, it's worth considering the following points…

  • By the time you get there, another 9,000 tonnes of rubbish will have been collected, and be rotting away on that landfill site.

  • Many other 'gold diggers' will likely be there before you.

  • Even if you did find the dosh, the chances are you'd be forced to hand it over to Anat's mother anyway.

  • There is a chance Anat's mother may have over-estimated the amount of cash stashed in her mattress. If she did have a million dollars hidden in her mattress, it would either have to be an unfeasibly large mattress and/or give her an extremely uncomfortable sleep each night.

Never again should we use the term "at least your money is safe under the mattress."

An Even Bigger Mistake

In trying to help out her mother, Anat has inadvertently made a big mistake. But the even bigger mistake was made by her mother. Apart from the obvious security risk, the other major mistake was that all that money was earning a 0% return.

I'm presuming it took Anat's mother a lifetime to accumulate such as vast amount of money. Assuming it has taken her 40 years, she'd have had to save, on average, $25,000 every single year. Or else, and this is far more likely if we are to believe there was $1 million inside that fateful mattress, she'd had to have inherited the vast majority of the booty.

Most of us will never accumulate such vast sums of money. Without an inheritance, or winning the lottery, we have virtually zero chance of getting anywhere near $1 million, or £700,000, simply by stashing the money under the mattress. Over a 40-year working life, it would require you to save £17,500 each and every year.

The Easy Way To Make A Million

There is an easier way. Courtesy of the miracle of compound returns, you can get much closer to accumulating $1 million, or £700,000, that you'd have otherwise ever thought possible.

If you managed to save £200 a month, every month for 40 years, and earned an 8% return over that same time, you'd accumulate just short of £700,000, or $1 million.

Now £200 may sound like a lot of money to save every month. After all, you've got the mortgage to pay, kids to feed and clothe, train fares, car insurance etc etc etc. But how about if I asked whether you could find £6.67 a day savings out of your usual daily expenditure?

Could you give up a Starbucks coffee and muffin? Make your lunch rather than buying it at the local sandwich shop? Trade down or give up your Sky television subscription? Save on your next car insurance renewal by shopping around rather than simply staying with your existing insurer?

It IS Possible To Accumulate Great Wealth

It is possible. By contributing £200 a month into a low cost index tracking fund, you could accumulate £700,000 over a working lifetime. Even if you don't have 40 years of your working life left, like me, you can still make regular contributions into the stock market.

The last 18 odd months haven't been too kind to stock market investors, but over the past 100 years, it has consistently proven to be the best long-term vehicle for great wealth accumulation. Just don't expect to get there by leaving your money under the mattress!

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supasap 11 Jun 2009 , 9:01am

one of life's cruelties ....... this advice is excellent for the young but chances are they are spending all their cash on mobile telephony or swanky clothes / cars / lifestyle statements or if they are more sensible then they will be saving up for a deposit for a house or paying off debt accumulated at further education...... 200 per month is a lot when there are big pressures to spend on other things..... so the tendency is not to do it then we all look back in old age suffering relative poverty when we have time to read TMF articles and wonder why we never did it ....because the figures are real but so was the temptation to go out and enjoy oneself when one was young

2381nickp 11 Jun 2009 , 11:14am

Forty years ago I wasn't earning £200 per month. In 40 years time the same compound interest argument applied to inflation will guarantee that £700,000 won't be great wealth.
Compound interest is mathematics, not a magic wand to riches.

sixtyone 11 Jun 2009 , 12:52pm

The problem is British taxes. Why are there loads of rich russians, lebanese, arabs about in London - simple - they don't pay c. 70% of all their income in tax.
In Britain today, you will be saving heavily taxed income into heavily taxed savings vehicles. Forget it for long term benefits. For example, Pensions are completely tax neutral/biased towards paying more tax...what tax you save going in, you loose when getting a (hoped for) decent Taxed pension and Brown has clobbered pension scheme funds income streams from dividends; slowing any growth.
I recommend any youthful person to quit Britain and go to a low tax country, keep more of what you earn and put any spare cash into swiss francs or/and a seaside located main dwelling which is usually tax free from capital gains and income tax.

twok 11 Jun 2009 , 1:07pm

Agree with sixtyone, not only are you taxed all your life in UK but as soon as you cop your clogs any savings/assetts above £325K will be taxed at 40% in inheritance tax. Why should the government inherit anything when they have done everything they can to part you from in your lifetime.

supasap 11 Jun 2009 , 2:06pm

it's just come back to me from o level sociology...... the ability to "defer gratification" is heavily related to one's position in the social hierarchy...... the poorer you are the poorer you will be

curedum 11 Jun 2009 , 5:25pm

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."
George Best

itsatragedy 11 Jun 2009 , 7:05pm

A minor factual correction - 10,000 x $100 dollar bills, i.e. $1m dollars, takes up 690 cubic inches, much less than the capacity of a standard briefcase. I believe that you can stuff a mattress and sleep quite comfortably on top of it. This is obviously trickier with smaller denomination bills.

Staintunerider 11 Jun 2009 , 10:28pm

Her mother fit's perfectly into the category of there's no fool like an old fool ! She is a control freak who didn't even take her daughter into her confidence. It's the daughter I feel sorry for. She was being decent and had no idea of the consequences, she is now hanging around a tip looking for said mattress. If i was her i'd chuck her mother out on the street and be done with her, but she is probably too decent to do so. Her mother only cares about money let her search for the mattress. She didn';t even trust her daughter what does that say...

TheOnlyNameLeft 12 Jun 2009 , 12:24am

There is of course another scenario. Maybe the daughter discovered the money, pocketed it, then bought the new mattress as a cover story. So if the old mattress is ever found at the tip (if indeed it ever went there) it will be found sans money. Perhaps in that way they would be deserving of each other.

TheOnlyNameLeft 12 Jun 2009 , 12:29am

Sorry Staintunrider I inadvertently reported your last message. My intention was to respond to it. with my previous message. I was obviously not paying attention.

brightncheerful 12 Jun 2009 , 8:06am

Richard Branson said the quickest way to become a millionaire is to start off as as a billionaire and run an airline.

mark1961a 12 Jun 2009 , 8:49am

Sod the future. Sod pensions. I have 50k locked away in a pension scheme and I'm going broke cos' I'm on the dole. Anyway in this world would prefer sipping on a Starbucks with their mates in their twenties to driving round in a posh car in their seventies.

Live for now and have lots of sex whilst you still can. This pension stuff is all rubbish. They tax you putting the money in and tax you when you draw it out.

There's no way you'll be allowed to retire early if you play fair cos' the Government won't. The buggers will just fiddle the taxes till it won't pay with all these fancy, funky pension schemes they conned us into buying. As you can see I'm quite bitter about this.

Economics=rubbish.

Finances are a chaotic system. Nobody can predict or manage them. It's a mathematical impossibility. Don't think I know what I'm talking about do you. Answer me this then: Why wasn't the present situation predicted? The moral being nobody knows what's going to happen. Things could get better, they could get worse.

Meanwhile get out there, spend money, get a life with it and save your Thermos' and dried up home-made cheese sarnies for weekend walks in the countryside. If Youth Hosteling seems to you a good way of meeting men or women. Which it is.

moneymouth77 12 Jun 2009 , 3:28pm

To be frank, that means you're working hard graft and spending nothing, just to have loads when you retire. Better to live well your whole life and have something left, not a boring life with a pot of gold at the end.

msmoneywise2102 12 Jun 2009 , 7:15pm

It's like DH Lawrence said, 'Let them starve so that they may eat imaginary cake in the house of their father'. If you substitute any British government for 'father', imaginary cake is all we'll be left with. The country is going bankrupt, taking every penny they can in tax and making it impossible for anyone to retire at a reasonable age.

My son will finish his education with a student loan of £20,000. This is because, as a single parent, I could feed and clothe him, send him to school and make sure he got decent grades and got into a good university. I could not, by any stretch of imagination afford to save £200 a month! Where would I get this money? Forget Starbucks, we used supermarket own brand tea. I have lived a frugal life and contributed all my working life, only to have the state pension age extended twice for women - from 55 to 60 and now to 65. By the time my son is ready to get a pension, the state pension age will be 78, or possibly 80.

I agree, mark1961a, live while you can, and move to a country where the £ gives a good exchange rate against the local currency (if you can find one that does, in a few years!). Enjoy the present, and if you are lucky enough to be able to spare £200 a month, have a fun fund, take plenty of holidays and stack up some lovely family memories. They will last, are inflation-proof, and the government cannot ever tax them!

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