Falling at a rate of 72% PA, is this the worst portfolio of all time? What Not To Buy, your guide to what's deceptive, dangerous and dear.
It's been a richly rewarding time to not be buying. While your money could have nestled safely in a savings account and returned 9% since March 2007, the FTSE All Share Index has slumped 25% or 17% annualised.
17% is a nasty jab in the throat but it's a love bite compared to owning the shares in my articles. The dirty baker's dozen below have fallen 52%, and an annualised 72% (excluding Northern Rock).
These companies have failed shareholders abysmally despite garnishing their results with statements like:
"The strategy adopted by the Board over the last year has resulted in a marked improvement in the operational and financial performance"
"[Our product] has received an excellent market response and a strong endorsement from our customer base"
"I am able to report on some very positive and significant events"
"The Board views the future with optimism."
Griffin Group
This company is a model – of destruction of shareholder value in a viable business by director greed. Despite a 71% slump in NAV per share to 1.4p, administrative costs (largely director bonuses) are still running at around £2m PA.
British Airways
Earnings forecasts continue to tumble, from 16p a share six months ago to 0.3p now, followed by a loss in 2010. This carrier is doing better than most traditional airlines but that's not a reason to own it.
Patientline
This departed in July after a long illness. It won't be missed.
Coffee Republic
Priced to go bust, despite its energetic management. Starbucks et al will continue to kick sand in the face of this under-capitalised skinny new boy.
Manganese Bronze
A disastrous year for sales and a new rival on London's streets is topped by a recall of the current model due to engine-bay fires. Everything hangs on royalties from its Chinese joint venture. There are letters of intent for 6,000 but will the meter keep ticking?
Victoria Oil & Gas
Kazakh politics and Russian tanks have not been moving in the right direction for this minnow. A raid (via the good offices of the Kazakstan judiciary) on Victoria's Kazakh assets is unresolved.
Northern Rock
A compensation figure is still many months away, though why this should be more than Bradford & Bingley, Lehman and WaMu shareholders are getting (zero) I don’t know.
iShares China
Near 10% growth continues in China though indications from reliable data such as electricity output suggest a fall is at hand.
Netstore
The white sheep of the family spoils an otherwise minty performance of the WNTB portfolio. Shareholders will receive 32p from an acquirer.
London Town
At last, some news from this sleepy pub operator – a thumping loss of 49p per share for 2007, a change of CEO and CFO. The firm recently declared a short term loan, for 'general working capital purposes' and at a punitive 15% interest rate. This is the second this year and is a bad sign. Despite this the share price has held up far better than its long established rivals Enterprise Inns (LSE:ETI) (down 60%) and Mitchells & Butlers (LSE:MAB) (down 40%). London Town is looking more overpriced than ever.
Playtech
Online gaming systems are winning fantastic growth for Playtech. Interim Dollar sales are 85% ahead and EPS 88%. The recent fall in the Pound boosts these figures even higher. Prospective PE has fallen from 19 when I chose the company to a more reasonable 15.8.
Coms
This hot-telecoms-sector outfit has just delivered an interim loss of 4p per share. It has its work cut out to reach the full year forecast of a 0.4p loss.
Avis Europe
Another hapless operator in a tough, increasingly price-driven sector. Avis Europe has inched nearer break-even in its latest interims but warns that "the key risks to meeting the full year target are a further fall in residual values and, more generally, a material worsening of the economic environment." That seems more like a prediction than a risk.
Here’s the WNTB table to date. Cost is the best quote from an online broker.
Buy date | Company | Cost p | Now p | Gain/ (Loss) % |
March 2007 | Griffin Group (LSE:GFF) | 2.5 | 0.4 | (84) |
April 2007 | British Airways (LSE:BAY) | 507 | 179 | (65) |
May 2007 | Patientline (LSE:PTL) | 4 | 0 | (100) |
June 2007 | Coffee Republic (LSE:CFE) | 3.37 | 0.82 | (75) |
July 2007 | Manganese Bronze (LSE:MNGS) | 864 | 274 | (78) |
August 2007 | Victoria Oil & Gas (LSE:VOG) | 37.9 | 6.11 | (84) |
November 2007 | Northern Rock | 150 | Delisted * | (??) |
December 2007 | iShares China 25 (LSE:FXC) | 7765 | 5281 | (32) |
February | Netstore (LSE:NES) | 23.7 | 31.5 | 33 |
March | London Town (LSE:LTW) | 170 | 137.5 | (19) |
May | Playtech (LSE:PTEC) | 543 | 423 | (22) |
June | Coms (LSE:COMS) | 55 ** | 18 | (67) |
July | Avis Europe (LSE:AVE) | 13.49 | 9.25 | (31) |
Average from March 2007 | FTSE ALL Share Index | 3330 | 2487 | (25) |
Warning: this is not a portfolio of companies to short sell. Luck, speculation and my being plain wrong may send values up sharply.
* The Government will announce shareholder compensation (if any) for the nationalised Northern Rock. It is likely to be a small amount.
** Adjusted for consolidation
Alun has a short positions in Manganese Bronze, Enterprise Inns and Mitchells & Butlers
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