Bruce Jackson comes up with a novel way to control property's boom and bust cycles.
Just when you thought it was safe to be bearish on the stock market again, the FTSE 100 flies 104 points higher on Monday to the symmetrically pleasing level of 5,355.5.
We are only 200 points away from the mystical 5,555.5 mark, a point at which surely will see investors across these wet isles break into a simultaneous mass high-five celebration. I might be comparing apples with oranges, but "all the fives" will be even more symbolic and dramatic given the low point of the S&P 500 was 666.
After the US market closes each evening, I guess what the FTSE will do the following day. As I write this, the Dow has closed Monday up 133 points, or 1.3%. So I thought Tuesday might be an up day for the FTSE -- it's letting me down at the moment however.
I also thought Monday would be a down day. The FTSE 100 had fallen for 4 days in a row. Friday had seen the Dow fall. I'm no mathematical genius, but deep down inside I detected a trend. Wrong again!
It's more than a numerical trend mind you. Finally, I thought the Great Bull Market of 2009 was finally waking up to itself. It's finally seeing all is not rosy with the economy, and that we're in for a long hard slog before we return to anything like the debt-fuelled go-go days of 2007 (RIP).
7 Years Of Nothing
For example, a recent Bloomberg survey said UK house prices will probably fall next year, and it may take until 2014 to return to the levels at the 2007 peak of the country's biggest housing boom.
I don't know about you, but my brain hurts when I think as far ahead as 2014. It's a long time of nothing, a bit like the stock market has been a long time of nothing since it peaked way back on the last trading day of 1999.
Commenting on that Bloomberg survey, Seema Shah of Capital Economics said house prices need to fall a further 20% to 25% percent to get back their long-term trend.
It's likely not going to happen quickly, say over the course of a year, but more likely over a number of years. From the peak of the last property boom in 1989, house prices then took four years to fall 13% and didn't return to pre-crash levels until January 1998, almost nine years later.
A Bigger House Price Boom And A Bigger Bust
The boom to 2007 was bigger and badder than the 1989 version, hence the prediction of house prices falling a further 20% or more.
Property is vital to the health of UK PLC. Falling prices put pressure on home-owners, many of whom will remained mired in negative equity for a significant period. In turn, it puts pressure on banks, especially if home owners default on their mortgages.
Stay Healthy With Lower House Prices
Having said that, lower house prices are actually good for everyone, in the long term. What is the point of being a mortgage-slave, where every spare penny of income from working all the hours in the world goes into paying off the house?
An altogether far better scenario is that home-owners have got enough time to spend it doing the things they enjoy, like spending it with family or going to the football (unless you are a Republic of Ireland or a Wigan fan) or the rugby (unless you are an England fan) or going on the occasional vacation, or whatever takes your fancy.
Lower house prices would also mean home-owners having more disposable income. Hopefully, instead of splurging it all on useless accessories and items like shoes and clothes at Marks & Spencer (LSE: MKS) and LCD TVs at DSG International (LSE: DSGI), some money would be saved for boring things like retirement and the inevitable medical bills.
Regulate House Prices
All of which gives me an idea. Perhaps as well as regulating banks like Royal Bank of Scotland (LSE: RBS), Lloyds Banking Group (LSE: LLOY) and Barclays (LSE: BARC), we should regulate house prices.
The Bank of England attempts to regulate the economy and, to some extent, house prices by adjusting interest rates. But it's a very blunt tool, and one that also takes time to become effective. Instead, if for example, banks were simply forbidden to lend more than say 4 times a borrower's salary, house prices would surely remain in check, wouldn't they?
I'm sure there would be some unintended consequences, like the scrapping of the odd "How to be a property billionaire in 364 days" TV shows and books, a murmur or two of discontent from property zillionaires, and the occasional rumbling from real estate agents and mortgage brokers, but I think we could all live with that.
Regulating house prices… now that's food for thought. Let us know your thoughts in the comments boxes below.
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