Buy, buy, buy. Suddenly the stock market is a buy again, and the panic is on not to miss out on these once in a lifetime bargains. The world is truly mad.
At last we’ve got a stock market rally.
On Tuesday, the Dow Jones Industrial Average jumped a quite astonishing 889 points or almost 11%. It was its second biggest one-day point rise in history, only just failing to beat the 936 point gain on October 13th 2008.
It’s time to panic again. But instead of panic selling, it’s time to panic buy. You don’t want to be missing out on these once-in-a-lifetime bargains, and tomorrow might be too late.
Buy, buy, buy…
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.
October 2008 will go down as quite a month in the annals of stock market history. It’s a month I personally won’t be forgetting about in a very long time. Fittingly, it all comes to an end this Friday on Halloween.
On Monday I wrote about 2 potential catalysts this market needed to jump higher. One was sharply lower interest rates, the other was a huge Government spending package, possibly including handouts to the most needy and those with mortgage distress.
It’s Bleeding Obvious
Well it seems neither of those catalysts were at work in New York on Tuesday. The rally is being put down to a) a continued thawing of the credit markets b) stocks being cheap and c) short sellers being forced to buy back their shares to avoid unlimited losses, and fast. They’ve been panic buying.
Well hello world!!
I declared the global credit crisis over all of one week ago, and Blind Freddie could have told you stocks were cheap. But the market doesn’t do ‘obvious’ at the moment. It trades in fear and panic. It’s also dominated by traders and speculators, and they are pushing share prices, commodity prices and currencies to sometimes ridiculous levels.
The World Has Gone Mad
This volatility and complete dislocation from reality couldn’t be emphasised more than events surrounding the Volkswagen share price this week. As reported in the Financial Times, on Tuesday, Volkswagen briefly became the world’s largest company by market capitalisation.
Forget Exxon Mobil (NYSE: XOM). Forget Microsoft (Nasdaq: MSFT), BP (LSE: BP.) HSBC (LSE: HSBA) and Vodafone (LSE: VOD). Car marker Volkswagen was the new king of the castle.
The world has gone truly mad. Volkswagen’s brief place in history came about after Porsche disclosed it had built up a 74% in the iconic German car manufacturer. Prior to that, hedge funds had sold short shares in Volkswagen, betting they’d too be a victim of the global credit crisis and recession.
But in this instance, the hedge funds were caught out. In the scramble to cover their positions and buy back the shares they’d previously sold short, the share price was squeezed above €1000 a share, making Volkswagen the biggest company by market capitalisation in the world.
Those Hedge Funds Deserve To Go Bust
The Independent reports that as a result of the surging Volkswagen share price, some of the world's largest hedge funds are nursing combined losses that could total US$20 billion, with some of them facing bankruptcy.
My message to the people running those hedge funds is simple – if you are taking that much risk, you deserve to go bust. The only problem is that hedge funds managers are trading with real people’s money, and they’ll go down too with the hedge funds, and be the people who ultimately pay the biggest price.
The whole sorry episode emphasises three points…
1. Don’t invest in a hedge fund unless you are prepared to lose everything. The typical hedge fund manager is compensated royally when they make big profits, but not penalised for making big losses. Know your hedge fund, know your hedge fund manager, and know how much leverage your hedge fund is using.
2. The market is still highly volatile and highly leveraged. If some large hedge funds do go bust, it will likely impact the market in other ways, like the forced selling of their residual holdings, and losses for counterparties, like the institutions with whom the hedge funds have their margin accounts.
3. Individual share price movements in this fearful stock market are not wholly based on the underlying fundamentals of the company.
Plenty Of Time To Buy
The stock market rally is well overdue, and a welcome relief to those people who’d been overly stressed about seeing their life savings rapidly disappearing.
But one swallow doesn’t make a summer, and one huge market rally doesn’t necessarily mark the end of the great bear market of 2008. As you can see above, it seems like there’s still plenty of leverage in the system, and therefore plenty of opportunity for panic selling, and stock market dives like we’ve seen over the past month.
The key to investing in up or down markets is NOT to panic. Just as it doesn’t make sense to panic sell, it doesn’t make sense to panic buy. So when you see the share price of a company like Man Group (LSE: EMG) surge higher by 10% in a day, remember the share price would still be less than half its peak of just last year.
And in case you’d forgotten, we’re just beginning a global recession. I almost got through the whole article without mentioning the R word. Sorry. I guess politics is not a career for me.
There will be plenty of time to buy bargains.
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> Of the companies mentioned in this article, Bruce Jackson has beneficial interest in Microsoft shares.